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Ugly Cat Contest
- Some of our Visitors' Entries
are some previous entries for the Ugly Cat Contest. Some of these
cats sound vile indeed!
thanks to the people who took the time to answer the Ugly Cat Contest
Questionnaire. These entries are truly inspirational! Keep 'em coming!
If you have previously entered this contest, and do not see your lurid
Ugly Cat description listed here, feel free to resubmit. Some of the
entries have been lost when there was web host switch-over. We
apologize for this inconvenience.
To submit an ugly cat entry, use this feedback form (we are sharing this form with some other "sister" sites of ours). Choose the "Ugly Cats" from the drop-down menu and give your email address and a description of your hideous cat. Thanks!
"Miss Bones, AKA Bug Girl (NOT the young lady in Ohio whose license
plate is Bug Girl - no connection at all) has a long, flat head, needlenose,
sharp chin, ugly black lips, lower right fang rotted out of her mouth,
loud shrill voice, very skittish and greedy and possessive, thin skin
which she is always scratching at (I especially love picking up her
scabs and sores after she's picked them off), green guilty-looking eyes,
coarse short rat hair, skinny bony legs, big back feet, ringed monkey
tail...she doesn't scratch you but she will dig her sharp claws in.
And she rarely shuts up, except to take a nap. Truly vile.
Other names for her include Eel Girl, Lizard Squeak, and Rat Cat. She
usually looks like she's glowering at you, but her eyes get disgustingly
wide when she thinks there's food coming. This particular slice of hell
dates back to fall 1987. I had a fat, pretty, sweet and stupid cat but
she had to be put down. So that leaves the rat girl."
"MY CAT'S CR*P SMELLS WORSE THAN MINE!"
"Bob likes to get on my chest when I'm in bed & park his butt
right in my face, this is revolting, I wouldn't mind if he had a tail
to cover his______. You see he is a Manx."
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"We would have preferred to the term "demonic" to describe
our cat, Lexi, but lacking that we went with hideous. Aside from the
obvious aesthetic disadvantages that Lexi has, namely the giant scorch
mark in the middle of her nose-less face, the fact that she doesn't
groom herself AT ALL, and the neck-brace-like lumps of matted fur that
form behind her ears, Lexi has many more undesirable characteristics.
For starters, she hears voices. She is a bona fide schizophrenic and
has required psychotropic drugs to treat her for her condition. At times,
you can actually see the inner torment on her face. As you can imagine,
this makes her very popular with her feline siblings.
the most delightful surprise is that Lexi likes to pee on the floor.
She doesn't just go in one spot on the floor, she goes everywhere. Her
favorite places to go are beneath windows and under beds, although she
has nothing against the laundry pile! There's nothing quite like the
Texas sunshine beating in on the cat-urine-stained carpet beneath the
the way, we got Lexi from a lawyer friend of ours... rather a lawyer
that used to be a friend of ours. The life lesson learned here is 'never
take free pets from lawyers.'"
"He's a Devon Rex, which are pretty strange looking ANYWAY, with
the short, short curly hair and huge ears. But our kitty also has allergies,
resulting in goo around his ears, eyes and nose, as well as the occasional
scabs. He has bald spots. His tummy is furless, and fat, on a very skinny
frame, so when he sits down he has ripples and ripples of naked pink
cat belly, saggy and withery. He is covered in warts, literally. He
has alien-like feet and a long, skinny, almost furless tail. He sort
of looks like the love child of a rat, a bat, and E.T. Toss Yoda in
there somewhere, too."
- Former Ugly Cat of the Month
With an annoying nasal meow, long sharp nose and too-close-together
eyes, this cat is a real prize. She has a bald spot and scar on her
hipbone area where she had a tumor removed. Her fur is like "stringy
rat tail hair" and she has long hair between her toes.
residing in the Midwest.
Thanks for these
great entries! We are looking forward to many more!
my, so many ugly cats out there!)
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